Syfy announces:

Sharktopus vs Mermantula

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda

I feel the following gifs most accurately reflect my reaction upon hearing said news.

( It's a Sharktopus all-star brawling franchise, y'all. )

Syfy executive Thomas Vitale announced Sharknado 2 on Wednesday (July 17) by saying: "Every once in a while, there is a perfect storm - on television. The fans are clamouring for a sequel. Or perhaps it will be a prequel. [X]

...Because Sharknado needs backstory?

(Did y'all see Ghost Shark is in August? Ghosts + Sharks = win win ( Read more... )

You guys. Guys. There is a new Sharknado trailer out. And it is AMAZING.

~ Shark vs Chainsaw ~

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Tomorrow the wait shall be over.

I pitched my movie idea for SHARKQUAKE on twitter, as one does. So far, Syfy has not called me. Woe. I am now on my 5th Jack Daniels Downhome Punch for creativity. Below are some storyboards I have hand-crafted to ( Read more... )

~~ Trailer ~~

Mark your calendars, people.

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Tonight's Syfy movie is...Snowmageddon! A magical snowglobe destroys the world or something. IDEK. (Sorry, for those who can't view this, but I couldn't find a youtube trailer anywhere.)



EVIL SNOWGLOBE
EVIL SNOWGLOBE
EVIL SNOWGLOBE

Me:  *calling sister who has cable* Hey, would you mind recording a tv movie for me tonight?
Her:  Sure. What is ( Read more... )

If I ever get around to vidding cheesy Syfy movies, this is now top of the list. You guys. ( Uh, Zombie Apocalypse spoilers? )

A mad scientist creates a weather machine to destroy the world. His two estranged sons must put aside their differences and team up to stop their evil father. From destroying the world. With his weather machine.


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What I will be watching on Friday, preferably not at all sober:

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"Maybe someone put them there!" WHAT.

Some upcoming Syfy Original Movies: (aka, I really need to get cable tv again.)

Jabberwock (September 10) - Tahmoh Penikett (Helo from BSG) "wields the all-powerful Vorpal sword" to fight the Jabberwock from Alice in Wonderland. HELO IN ( Read more... )

The moral of this story seemed to be: If you are skeezy toward women, you will get eaten by a Swamp Shark. I approve of this message.

Ok, so let me just summarize the end real quick here, ( because that's always the best part. )